chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
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got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
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Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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