i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
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dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
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Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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