just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
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Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
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It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I came so hard my ears popped.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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