the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
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He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
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It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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