We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
Randomize