Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
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He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
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Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize