Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
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Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
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Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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