I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Dignity is for republicans.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
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is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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