Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
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I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
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I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
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