so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
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I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
What a dumb baby whore.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
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We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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