and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
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She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
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I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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