its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
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My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
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Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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