singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
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I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
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totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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