you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
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we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
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I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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