another moral hangover. fuck.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
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Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
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Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
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I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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