Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
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Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize