well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
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Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
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I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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