He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
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Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
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It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
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