I think my vagina is haunted
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
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Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
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figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
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We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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