I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
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I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
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His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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