I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
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somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
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she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
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