Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
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Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
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At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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