normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
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would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
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If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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