soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
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You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
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Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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