i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
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You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
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He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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