if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
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im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
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is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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