I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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