Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
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Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
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While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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