we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
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No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
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Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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