good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
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Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
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I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize