Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
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He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
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Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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