i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
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I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
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Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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