ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
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He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
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I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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