No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
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please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
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Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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