I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
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I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
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We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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