Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
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Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
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I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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