He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
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Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
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I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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