I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
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i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
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I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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