So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
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Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
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Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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