I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
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You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
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Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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