I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
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my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
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I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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