Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
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I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
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He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
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