dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
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he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
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He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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