Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
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Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
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So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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