Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
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she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
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The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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