I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
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tonight lets celebrate not being married
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
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My day in three words: secret purse cake
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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