Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
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They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
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Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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