I could have mohawked her pubes.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
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Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
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google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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