ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
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No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
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Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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