You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
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you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
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I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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